Harvest at Kaiser
By The Horse
@TheHorse (202882)
Walnut Creek, California
April 20, 2018 9:19am CST
When I heard the sirens and saw the flashing blue lights, I knew it was for me. The officer was polite as she slipped the cuffs on me, and I had a sense I'd get out of this one.
She had watched me place about 15 snow peas in my bag, along with my meds, and I asked her if she would release me if I provided evidence that I had planted the snow peas I was harvesting.
She removed my cuffs, and I produced about ten snow pea seeds from my pocket. I also pointed out that I had left about 25 snow peas on the vine for Kaiser employees, should they choose to harvest them.
She eyed me like a suspicious parrot at a pet store, but ultimately let me go. At home, I chopped up the snow peas and put them in my leftover Thai curry for dinner that night.
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@JamesHxstatic (29232)
• Eugene, Oregon
20 Apr 18
Lucky, it must have been your innocent looking face.
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@TheHorse (202882)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Apr 18
@JamesHxstatic Snow peas and corn will soon be everywhere. Buwaahaahaa!
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@JamesHxstatic (29232)
• Eugene, Oregon
21 Apr 18
@TheHorse You can't deny logic like that.
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@1hopefulman (45125)
• Canada
20 Apr 18
So, you planted some peas on someone else's property and then harvested them when they grew?
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@vandana7 (98418)
• India
26 Apr 18
@TheHorse So she was a blonde...never mind, considering your propensity to commit such serious offenses, there will be another day. May be you can pin some message on your shirt, something like "If you are about to arrest me, and you are a blonde girl, I would like to ask you out on a date."