Little girl attacked, savagely beaten by demonic squirrel

@JolietJake (51107)
United States
May 19, 2018 7:48am CST
*109-FM W-E-E-D NewsFlash* (Olney Illinois) - A young Kindergarten child was attacked and savagely beaten on the playground at her school yesterday by a wild possessed Eastern Grey squirrel. Authorities are not sure what prompted the attack, but they think the child, who was not identified for security reasons, may have found some nuts laying on the ground and picked them up. Local residents are warned to be on the lookout for a squirrel with glowing eyes. Local celebrity Scar was quoted as saying "I wish that sucker would come and play in MY yard." *More on this as it develops*
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@mlgen1037 (29626)
• Manila, Philippines
19 May
Wait. I think I saw this post from another member here.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
19 May
You saw this photo misused in a discussion by another member, yes
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@rakski (22100)
• Philippines
19 May
Really?
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@mlgen1037 (29626)
• Manila, Philippines
19 May
@JolietJake I did, JJ. I thought it was really hers as there was no attachment of any news in the discussion. Thank you for clarifying.
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@rakski (22100)
• Philippines
19 May
Is this true? How can they possessed?!?!
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
19 May
I think there is a coven of witches in the neighborhood
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@rakski (22100)
• Philippines
19 May
@JolietJake oh la la I'm scared Maybe a possessed writer beat em
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@BarBaraPrz (20763)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 May
@JolietJake Sure, blame the witches...
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@wolfgirl569 (10263)
• Marion, Ohio
19 May
If might have had babies nearby too. Poor kid. That had to be scary.
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@BarBaraPrz (20763)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 May
Oh, my! It's been three hours now, any further developments?
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
19 May
On the story? Nope, but been working on the yard...
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@BarBaraPrz (20763)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 May
@JolietJake I did some yardwork, too, after it stopped raining and dried out a bit.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
19 May
@BarBaraPrz Here's what I cleared out
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@porwest (7422)
• United States
19 May
That sucker would end up in one of my traps and onto my plate, sauteed with a little bit of karma and a nutty finish.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
19 May
Yep...
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@porwest (7422)
• United States
22 May
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@crossbones27 (21326)
• Redlands, California
19 May
We do not do this enough anymore. OK you do not and I was just capturing on fame So be honest. I wish my sense of humor was better or once was but can say wonder what the other guy looks like. I am raccoon with 4 eyes.
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@JolietJake (51107)
• United States
19 May
I don't do near as many 'fun' posts as I used to
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• Redlands, California
19 May
@JolietJake Its hard in these times and we going to fix this JJ. Bring JJ back. Make Scar Proud type stuff. I think we shell shocked.
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@minx267 (14603)
• Hartford, Connecticut
20 May
Oh Deer
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@1hopefulman (32515)
• Canada
19 May
That's terrible! Believe it or not, I was chased by a squirrel that wanted to climb my leg. I had never encountered a squirrel with such nerve.
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@kobesbuddy (55473)
• East Tawas, Michigan
19 May
Oh thank God she didn't lose her eye, in this attack! I wish Scar could find this squirrel and turn it into a fur rug, for his porch
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@GardenGerty (102535)
• United States
19 May
I think we can use any picture and tell any story we want.
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@sabtraversa (13331)
• Italy
19 May
This proves squirrels are indeed wild and not cutie-pies. I wonder who's the guilty one in the story, after all the squirrel didn't hide the nuts properly, it can be blamed. Poor girl.
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@LadyDuck (176770)
• Switzerland
19 May
Poor little girl, I did not know that squirrel can be so aggressive. Scar is right, wait for him and do what is needed.
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