Little girl attacked, savagely beaten by demonic squirrel
By Joliet Jake
May 19, 2018 7:48am CST
*109-FM W-E-E-D NewsFlash* (Olney Illinois) - A young Kindergarten child was attacked and savagely beaten on the playground at her school yesterday by a wild possessed Eastern Grey squirrel. Authorities are not sure what prompted the attack, but they think the child, who was not identified for security reasons, may have found some nuts laying on the ground and picked them up. Local residents are warned to be on the lookout for a squirrel with glowing eyes. Local celebrity Scar was quoted as saying "I wish that sucker would come and play in MY yard." *More on this as it develops*
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• Redlands, California
We do not do this enough anymore. OK you do not and I was just capturing on fame So be honest. I wish my sense of humor was better or once was but can say wonder what the other guy looks like. I am raccoon with 4 eyes.