Quick Everyone Go Commit Crimes

Mojave, California
May 31, 2018 3:00pm CST
The Drain The Swamp Man is letting all the criminals out of their cages. He pardoned Dinesh D'Souza who committed campaign finance violations and pled guilty. Now , the swamp man is mulling over commuting Rob Blagojevich's sentence because he feels 18 years was to long for trying to sell a senators seat. Cool, Swamp man is now judge and jury, say nice things about him or he will soon be executioner. You think Swamp man knows Blagojevich is a Democrat? Ah, who cares he is a bonafide criminal that needs to be freed from people who suppressed him with their morals and ethics. I love this, we can now commit all kinds crimes and not have to worry because Swamp man will pardon us. Oh wait, what is that? You have to be famous or rich. Oh, my bad, carry on then. Guess I do not need to say nice things about Swamp man afterall.
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@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
31 May 18
you lost me as to who swamp man is
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• Mojave, California
31 May 18
Trump, you know because he is draining the swamp so he says.
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• Mojave, California
31 May 18
@Maria24 You guys had to make me say his name. I tried so hard not to on this one.
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@Maria24 (2661)
• United States
31 May 18
I was about to ask the same thing @hostessman
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@amadeo (111948)
• United States
31 May 18
I know what your saying there.Yes he is.Even Martha Steward,what about Roseanne oh.The Amiben may be do ti so if I do something wrong I can blame it on my medication may be do it
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• Mojave, California
31 May 18
That's is also funny, Martha Stewart, forgot about her. Swamp man said there is more to come. You can blame it on your medication and then get pardoned for it. Best President ever. Like I say, I have been drunk before and did not act nearly as bad as some of these people do sober. Not sure if that is something to be proud but it is what it is.
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• Mojave, California
31 May 18
@amadeo I hear you, I jam just at the point where just have to laugh at whole thing so do not go insane.
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@amadeo (111948)
• United States
31 May 18
@crossbones27 I cannot stomach the man.
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@redhotpogo (4401)
• United States
1 Jun 18
The guy pardoned people he felt got a bad deal. Is giving someone a second chance really such a bad thing? You might need your second chance one day. Stop whining.
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• Mojave, California
1 Jun 18
Spoken like a true Trumpster. I imagine who would be whining if a Democrat did all this stuff. The country would be burning to the ground. I am not sure what you guys are seeing but sure is not the America I know or what to live in.
• Mojave, California
1 Jun 18
@redhotpogo Pretty sure those were tough decisions, Obama was a thoughtful man whether you like him or not. Trump is doing this on the whim to let his cronies know if you get convicted for Russia I will pardon you and in Cohens case money laundering and Russia. That's why Trump is doing it to say go ahead Mueller I am more powerful than you. Dude, its plain as day and also, while the right Tried to make Obama's presidency look bad, he had 0 scandals in 8 years. Trump had 10 his first day in office.
@jstory07 (134456)
• Roseburg, Oregon
31 May 18
How come Swamp Man is only helping the rich??? What about the poor???? How come they always get left out. . Now I am sad really sad*_*
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• Mojave, California
1 Jun 18
@jstory07 That sounds like fun.
• Mojave, California
31 May 18
Because they can't afford to go to his Mar-a- lago club or his 200,000 dollar a month condo's. Plus they do not have any power to keep Swamp Man safe from Mueller. It is sad, I guess if poor people want to get pardoned they need to commit big crimes so we can say we will split half with Swamp man. In the end all he cares about is his piece of the pie.
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@jstory07 (134456)
• Roseburg, Oregon
1 Jun 18
@crossbones27 So we should threw pies at him.
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@RubyHawk (99425)
• Atlanta, Georgia
1 Jun 18
If you notice, it's only the well known that he is pardoning. Of all the people in prison, I'm sure some are more worthy.
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• Mojave, California
8 Jun 18
Yeah, and they also have connections to him as in helped him out in some way. That is why the mulling over of the Rob Blagojevich pardon. He did his celebrity apprentice show and helped Swamp mans ratings. The worthy will most likely rot if they are not loyal to Swamp mans way of doing things.
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• Mojave, California
8 Jun 18
@RubyHawk I do not see any goodness in his heart either miss lady.
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@RubyHawk (99425)
• Atlanta, Georgia
8 Jun 18
@crossbones27 That explains it. There's got to be a catch somewhere. There's no goodness in this mans heart.
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@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
31 May 18
Nice. What crime would you want to do?
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@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
31 May 18
@crossbones27 so the “Swamp Man” are the magic words. Hahaha
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• Mojave, California
31 May 18
@mlgen1037 Apparently so with what this country is letting him get away with. Rosanne gets fired, but he gets made President. Do not ask me.
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@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
1 Jun 18
@crossbones27 interesting. I will do that too. Hahaha and Roseanne will have the president blamed for what happened.
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• Preston, England
4 Jun 18
I expect Trump opponants and democrats in trouble with the law will not get the pardons so easily or at all
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• Mojave, California
8 Jun 18
Oh yeah, like would not get one at all if he knows they do not support his ideas.
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• Preston, England
8 Jun 18
@crossbones27 more likely he'll extend their sentances given half a chance
@Maria24 (2661)
• United States
31 May 18
It's really bad only rich people are getting help by the swamp man.
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• Mojave, California
31 May 18
Yeah, Swamp Man knows poor people cannot add to his fortune or fame. So swamp man hates poor people.