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That is what I do, that is what I have to do, that is what I have had to do. Is question my heckin' brain. (sorry for the swears) But seriously, what is wrong with my brain. I woke up in a delirious state because it was 8pm and I was just not looking forward to going out into the kitchen and my mom be worried about me. Lady, I'm just catching up on sleep! Anyway, the first thing that happens to me as I wake up is I get a nose bleed because allergies suck! It is dry and just ugh I hate it. Just a little bonk to the nose and I am Old Faithful and just blood comes out. (no, it isn't something I need to go to the doctor for. It is just allergies, I take medication, it is just not for dry sinuses. You stop those fingers.) So I am reaching for the tissue box that fell off my bed trying not to bleed everywhere and I manage to do that. This nose bleed is hecka bad (geez all the swears). It just keeps happening, I start getting a headache but I am just letting it happen and stop on its own. I wanted to reach for my glasses because I just woke up and my glasses are nowhere to be found. I am searching on my nightstand (I never put them up there, why did I bother?) I was looking on the ground next to my bed, I looked on the other side of my bed which is called the abyss. It is very hard to look for my glasses when I cannot see! Finally I look on my bed, I am moving around Mikey (my panda bear) every which way asking where the heck are my glasses. This whole time he is snickering at me thinking this human is crazy. Because this whole time I am still dealing with a nose bleed, my eyes are blurry it was a terrible time. But, my eyes are blurry because I just woke up, I get a tickle on the face from the tissue wadded in my nose, I go to itch my cheek and...My glasses WERE ON MY FACE! What is wrong with me? My brain, seriously. I may have a knack for storytelling but for common everyday happenings, it is just a situation. I can't be the only one that has done this before. God I hope not.