Pure Redneck
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (61865)
United States
June 16, 2018 2:18pm CST
Oh, sure, you’ve heard the jokes...
“What has 30 legs and eight teeth? Front row at a Willie Nelson concert.”
“Why do rednecks go to family reunions? Cheaper than a dating website.”
Yeah, yeah.
Today, however, I found something to put them ALL to shame.
You KNOW you’re a redneck if you’ve bought live bait from a vending machine!
Only in Kentucky...where mom, sis, and wife are usually the same person. 
(Note: due to the humorless world in which we live, I need to emphasize this is a joke. The bait vending machine is real, however.)
(Note: due to the humorless world in which we live, I need to emphasize this is a joke. The bait vending machine is real, however.)6 people like this
5 responses
@Aquitaine24 (11649)
• San Jose, California
30 Aug 18
Pickle juice is great on salads!
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@Aquitaine24 (11649)
• San Jose, California
30 Aug 18
@FourWalls It is good to drink as well, in small amonts
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@dgobucks226 (34290)
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17 Jun 18
Larry The Cable Guy could use some of your material.
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@FourWalls (61865)
• United States
17 Jun 18
Oh, that’s funny.
I tell people I’m from Kentucky, then quickly add I have all my teeth, a college degree that I can actually read, and daddy/brother/hubby aren’t the same person.
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@JohnRoberts (109857)
• Los Angeles, California
16 Jun 18
Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.
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@Starmaiden (9311)
• Canada
16 Jun 18
We have 'em here too...Rednecks, but not the vending machines with the bait.
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