A nation married to one man... / myLot

India

July 5, 2018 11:37am CST

Irrespective of gender Irrespective of caste, creed, religion, race, age... Truly unique, and unified... And thankfully, that one man does not pee in public.. And thankfully, we are allowed to get bored of him every 5 years and divorce him.. I am speaking of Indian President, who as per Hindi word Rashtra Pati is the husband of the nation.

Post script...even women can become the husband of the entire nation in India..

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Angie

@andriaperry (116860)

• Anniston, Alabama

5 Jul 18

So when he is booted out do you refer to him as the A hole I divorced?

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

5 Jul 18

He deserves that...he does not give any alimony...

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AKRao24

@AKRao24 (27424)

• India

5 Jul 18

No India normally they are not booted out ! Yes Prime Minister is always under that threat here!

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

6 Jul 18

@AKRao24 Despite that, he never does dishes, vacuum cleaning, baby sitting, diaper changing...sigh...some husbands are born with silver spoon.

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@Daljinder (23231)

• Bangalore, India

5 Jul 18

I don't even remember who became President after Pratibha Patil.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

5 Jul 18

Pranab Mukherjee. LOL

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@Daljinder (23231)

• Bangalore, India

5 Jul 18

@vandana7 oh now I remember. Feeling silly now.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

5 Jul 18

@Daljinder Not your fault actually. He did nothing worth remembering. LOL. Filling in Dr. Kalam's shoes is not going to be easy for any president.

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LK2018

@Letranknight2015 (51513)

• Philippines

10 Jul 18

Well, he's the leader of the nation. What can you expect.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

11 Jul 18

Polygamy + Polyandry? Good thing animals are not expected to accept that kind of matrimony.

rakski

@rakski (112925)

• Philippines

7 Jul 18

Oh, is that what it is? A president is the husband or wife of the nation. I did not think of it that way.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

7 Jul 18

In our language it is you can ask any Hindi speaking person ..or even and Indian what Rasthra means and what pati means...effectively what rasthra pati means. LOL

The Horse

@TheHorse (205712)

• Walnut Creek, California

6 Jul 18

I take it he does not know that *I* am the true President of India.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

7 Jul 18

No ...he does not ..not as yet...you are missing out on Rolls Royce cars and a lot of other privileges Pony....time to exercise your rights...lifetime free medical bills for you and your spouse, and lifetime security and pension. And you get to travel at the nation's expense and let go of rapists if you find that their mother deserves better.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

7 Jul 18

@TheHorse Well in the case of capital punishments advocates do send a petition to the president for seeking mercy citing mother would be helpless.

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The Horse

@TheHorse (205712)

• Walnut Creek, California

7 Jul 18

@vandana7 Let go of rapists? Could you elaborate?

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (306113)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

6 Jul 18

Good way to look at the presidency.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

11 Jul 18

Well...in Hindi ...a rich man is referred to as lakhpati or crorepati. That means husband of 100000 or 10000000..ha ha...lot to laugh in our language.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (306113)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

12 Jul 18

@vandana7 Yes, there is.

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AKRao24

@AKRao24 (27424)

• India

5 Jul 18

Umm...I never realized this Vanny....I was always a wife despite being a male, some times to a female too! Shocking!

! Very nice!

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

6 Jul 18

We women get the last laugh...so much for men being more intelligent than us...huh

TerribleMan

@TerribleMan (579)

• India

6 Aug 21

That man is really lucky then, if the whole nation is married to him. I think Hitler was also one such lucky person n whom an entire nation was fool enough to believe and trust blindly

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Sabrina Traversa

@sabtraversa (12924)

• Italy

5 Jul 18

He doesn't pee in public, at least he's giving a good example.

Therefore the president has the same rights of an entire nation, being spouses, you know.

It wasn't enough to just be the first citizen, eh.

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vanny

@vandana7 (98823)

• India

5 Jul 18

No. Not enough. Our plight is worse. We are so many ..our court would take forever to resolve the divorce dispute..so we don't even try ..that is why no alimony too.

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