Hero Sandwich (A Poem)

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Superman ordered a hero sandwich. "This sandwich is meant for me. I've stopped dozens of villains Who will never be set free." Superman was feeling great. "This hero sandwich is the best. The cheese is nice and fresh. It passes the Superman test." "The turkey and the roast beef Are excellent as well. The lettuce and tomatoes Really ring my bell." Superman ate the sandwich. He downed it with a glass of juice. "Now I must be on my way. A master villain is on the loose." Superman used a credit card. It was American Hero's Express. "I'm off to stop a villain. I think he went Northwest." The Joker then entered the restaurant. "No hero sandwich for me. I just want a villain sandwich With a cup of laughing gas tea."