This is a thing? 50 shades of grey merchandise for babies!!
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
Calgary, Alberta
July 9, 2018 8:15pm CST
The Main market of the 50 shades of Grey books and movies are moms. People call it mom porn because it became popular to housewives who are not happy with their sex lives. To get more money from those moms who loved this book/movie.....
E.L James the author of this grammatical disaster of a book decided to release 50 shades of Grey merchandise for babies.
WTF5 people like this
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I left the book at my ex's house.
His new wife could enjoy it. 
@Deajae72 (723)
• United States
10 Jul 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker Haha... She owes the $50 million to these women, but wait, I did not buy the book. It was my ex-husband. He knew he was not good?!
Oh man!
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@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
10 Jul 18
Wow...WTF?? That is sooo inappropriate. I don't understand why anyone would want merchandise based on those books, never mind for their baby! That's just sick.
And you are so right about those books being a grammatical disaster! I forced myself to read all three, because I was given the trilogy as a set one Christmas and I was curious to see what all the hubbub was about. They SUCK! They aren't even good "romance novels," or good stories in general...in fact there is barely any plot. And E.L. James obviously knows very little about life in the U.S., or how basic things like email work...
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
10 Jul 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker Ugh, seriously...In this day and age, anyone can publish a book. And traditional publishers only care about how many followers you have already, so if you write crappy fan fiction that's got a huge following, they'll offer you a publishing contract. It's all about money.
Yeah, for real! I can just see it now...baby riding crops, canes, and floggers. Oh, what's this? Is it a but*-plug (really, that's a forbidden word?) or a pacifier? Now it can be both!
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
10 Jul 18
@Srbageldog You know what scares me, Someday those text stories might end up having publishing deals and movies. This is an example of a text story where the main character is stupid as ****
The Dog With The Zipper. Give This Video A Thumbs Up If You Liked It. Subscribe For More Videos And Click The Bell So You'll Be Notified Whenever I Post. ??
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@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
11 Jul 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker Ugh. Not only was the main character stupid, the "story" didn't even have an ending.
@Tina30219 (81540)
• Onaway, Michigan
12 Jul 18
I have not read these books but when I am done with the series I am reading I may check them out? Do you not care for these books?
@Tina30219 (81540)
• Onaway, Michigan
12 Jul 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker Never read twilight books either.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
10 Jul 18
She is E.L James She came from a weird species somewhere we can't explain. An enigma with terrible grammar who managed to get a book publishing deal.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
15 Apr 19
@LadyDuck Her fan fiction got viral
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@LadyDuck (458091)
• Switzerland
10 Jul 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker You are right about the terrible grammar, I wonder how her book was accepted for publishing.
@aureliah (24319)
• Kenya
11 Jul 18
I do not think it is right to have this kind of merchandise for babies. Its a bad picture for me
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
11 Jul 18
The content of the movie and book alone makes it so inappropriate .
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@sw8sincere (5204)
• Philippines
10 Jul 18
lol this sounds hilarious.. 50 Shades of Grey for babies! 
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
10 Jul 18
There is an incident on a school..... The teacher unintentionally switched her Barney DVD to her 50 shades dvd and used it for film viewing for 1st graders.
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