Morning has broken.
By Bhem
@JustBhem (70555)
Davao, Philippines
July 12, 2018 7:03pm CST
I was laughing hard when my Mother was yelling to my 4th Brother because of his stinking fart. He is always been like this every morning so Mother didn't see it coming. It was stinking that even here in my room reaches the bad smell. And I hated my Brother for that so much but I end up laughing because of my Mother's hysterical expression. 
Then I started to sing - 
Morning has broken like the first morning....
Who knows the song? Sing it with me guys. 
Do you happen to fart early in the morning? 
Then I started to sing - Morning has broken like the first morning....
Who knows the song? Sing it with me guys.
Do you happen to fart early in the morning? 7 people like this
8 responses
@ridingbet (66857)
• Philippines
13 Jul 18
i like that song. it is mellow music.
here at home, the 3 of us have our own distinct fart smell and sound. they say a loud fart is odorless and a silent fart is deadly.
not in my case. i fart loud and it smells odorous. well, my sister and my son would just say, "You farted again", and i agree. it is because of the foods i eat and the medicines i take.
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@caopaopao (12395)
• China
13 Jul 18
Your summary is very good. The loud fart will not smell. And make people laugh.
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@marguicha (215389)
• Chile
13 Jul 18
My first post today had this same title. But I was singing in earnest because the sun came out.
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@marguicha (215389)
• Chile
13 Jul 18
@JustBhem I don´t think so. My post is very different from yours.
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@cttolledo (5460)
• Legaspi, Philippines
13 Jul 18
lol I'm not familiar with that song. Farts made your morning happy , so your brother should do that often hahahaha
I'm not familiar with that song. Farts made your morning happy , so your brother should do that often hahahaha1 person likes this
@Deepizzaguy (94498)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
13 Jul 18
This is a very interesting story.
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@Deepizzaguy (94498)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
16 Jul 18
@JustBhem The pass gas part.
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@Jessabuma (31700)
• Baguio, Philippines
13 Jul 18
Hehe!!! I am not familiar with this song..
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@Jessabuma (31700)
• Baguio, Philippines
13 Jul 18
@JustBhem I will check it out.. thank you
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@simplfred (20608)
• Philippines
13 Jul 18
Stinking fart... Ha ha... I like the song.
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@simplfred (20608)
• Philippines
13 Jul 18
@JustBhem Now, I believe in friday the 13th.. Ha ha
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104632)
• United States
13 Jul 18
I haven't heard of that song.
I have a relative who will fart and then fan it out of his clothes. I think that's the worst of all and I always just give him a "okay, really?" type of glare. 
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@sw8sincere (5204)
• Philippines
13 Jul 18
i know the song! and i love it! there is nothing more gross than to smell someone's fart most especially when its freaking stinky!! I'm glad you just laughed out of it instead of being angry too.
there is nothing more gross than to smell someone's fart most especially when its freaking stinky!! I'm glad you just laughed out of it instead of being angry too. 1 person likes this
