I Need a CAT!!! (GGGRRRRR …!!)

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If you know me, then you know I'm not a cat person. So you'll probably figuring “She asking for a cat. She must be really desperate!” It's a joke but I'm also serious. There used to be a show on television about a teenage witch. Her name was Sabrina. My husband liked the show. I watched it every once in a while. My memory is fuzzy but I seem to recall one time on the show, Sabrina was having a problem with her computer mouse. Sabrina has a black cat that serves as her comic sidekick, I guess. My husband actually liked the show, not because of Sabrina the witch, but because of the black cat! Anyway! Even though Sabrina is a witch and could probably use her magic, but she wants to be normal. She becomes frustrated because the mouse for her computer isn't working properly. Her cat is sure that he can fix it. She's like “You're a cat! How are you're going to fix this?!” So the cat says (yes her cat talks) … her cat says: “Oh pull-leeeze! Show me a cat that can't work a mouse!” I'm having a Sabrina-monent. My computer mouse is acting up again! I don't know why!! I don't want to bother my kids again because they bought me a brand new mouse. I don't think I've had it for that long. I hate using the mouse pad on my laptop. I don't know why it started acting so quirky all of a sudden. The pointer keeps hiding from me. The red light goes off. UUGGGHH!!! I NEED A CAT!!! * * * Just a little bit of tech trivia. The geeks may know this but I didn't. Mickey Mouse is “the unit of measurement that calculates the speed and movement direction of a mouse. Both directional and horizontal movements are measured, in horizontal mickey count and vertical mickey counts respectively.”