The whole gang is coming to make the kitchen great again

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I got a text from my mother while I was working out at the gym this morning. She said that "we will all be there on Monday morning to make the kitchen great again." This is a reference to her love of Donald Trump. There will be 5 adults in my kitchen trying to get it on its way. This is a recipe for disaster. I don't think day-drinking is an option in the presence of my parents so I may have to resort to other options. Hopefully, by the end of the afternoon, the kitchen cabinets will be painted and this whole parental attempt at making up for ignoring us for years will be over. Oh, and the kitchen will kind of be great again.