What would you name an island?

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I don't really need to know what you'd name an island. It's just a rhetorical question so I can tell you about the Montebello Islands which form an archipelago of about 174 small islands. Collectively they cover about 22 square kilometres. The climate is hot and dry. The islands lie off the Pilbara coast of north-west Australia. During the 1950s three nuclear weapons tests were carried out there by the British military. The islands are important for their bird life and now that feral cats and black rats have been eradicated from the islands, rufous hare-wallabies and Shark Bay mice have been reintroduced and are now common on many of the larger islands. However what I really wanted to write about was the incongruous naming of many of the islands. Some have regular type names such as North-West, Renewal and Delta Islands. Then there are ten named groups of small islets named after Australian trees such as Marri, Karri, Hakea, Jarrah, Fig, Mulga and Corkwood. For a number though it seems someone was missing their English country garden and sought to make themselves feel better by naming some of the islands Primrose, Bluebell, Crocus, Pansy, Buttercup, Carnation, Dahlia, Daisy, Dandelion, Foxglove, Gardenia, Jonquil, Ivy, Hollyhock, Marigold, Rose, Aster and Violet. Whoever named the coves and inlets of the islands wasn’t into gardens but was into alcohol. There are bays named Hock, Claret, Whisky, Stout, Cider, Champagne, Chartreuse, Burgundy, Chianti, Drambuie and Moselle. There is even a promontory called Hungover Head. I wonder if those charged with naming geographical features are given any guidelines. What do you think?