My Latest BIG Accomplishment!

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MyLot Exclusive #39 I finally did it! I don't want to brag or anything but I finally cracked the MyLot Ten Comment Barrier! After countless decades and 139 Posts, I have ten comments! On one post (The World Inside)! This is just like when I won my first Nobel Prize. Or my tenth Pulitzer. Or my nineteenth People's Choice Award. It's nearly as good as the first time I got my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone. I can't tell you how happy it makes me. Of course, there are some downsides. I assume there's going to be a huge ceremonial dinner tonight in my honor and that's cool. But what am I going to wear? My favorite tux is at the cleaners...Wait! I just washed my favorite bowling shirt! Whew! OK, now I have something to wear. But who's going to host this dinner, now that Bob Hope is gone? Stephen Colbert? OK, he'll do. I guess. But now I have to remember to call him Stephen and not Steve because I don't want to spend my big night hearing, "It's Stephen, NOT STEVE!" over and over and over again. So tonight is covered. But what about my Bucket List? You know, at my age, there's not a lot left on it and now that I have to cross off, "Get Ten Or More Comments On MyLot," it's not much of a list anymore. This is where you come in. All of you, my Eighty-Million Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, need to give me new Bucket List goals. Let's fill that list up with good ideas! I assume I'll see you at the dinner tonight but I also assume that there will be an open All You Can Drink Bar, so leave the Bucket List suggestions here because I can see that everything will get fuzzy. Stuff will be lost and forgotten and that's OK for most things but not for my Bucket List ideas! Now, if you'll excuse me, since the MyLot Limo will be here to pick me up at any minute, I have to go get ready. This is a big night, I might even shave. Bye and see ya at the dinner!