Not As Stupid As I Look

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I had the strangest call this morning and it wasn`t even a telemarketer. Let me explain. A couple weeks ago I attempted to buy property, a small rundown place but with good bones, I had intending on opening Sunshine`s homestead creations there. I lined up the attorney and the day before signing the deeds came back tainted, this guy bought it from an estate and the estate sold it but it was against the law the way they did it. I called the man and told him, he got mad and told me he had another buyer. I am out $75 to the attorney for the work they did. Some you win some you don`t. This was no longer even in my thoughts. I got a voice mail from one of my attorneys, the estate attorney. Saying : Hey Andria, I have been looking over the deed of that Land that Mr. **** got from Mr. *** and I think I can fix this. I called the original owner and asked about the estate, three signed, three died, and two will sign, then he got into the law about probating the estate, which I already know. Then he told me this and my mouth dropped while listening : I can fix this deed with the help of Mr. *** he will get the others to sign, it`ll take a couple hundred dollars but I can get that done, so come by and leave the money and I will get on this for you. I called back but he was out for lunch so I left this message : Hi, this is Andria Perry returning your call, I do understand the probate process and what needs to be done. I am no longer interesting in buying this property but you should contact Mr. *** who needs his deed corrected to sell the property because the original owner did not give him a clear deed. There is absolutely no way I would pay for this man to have his deed corrected, over the years I have inquired about this property and the amount has went down each time, finally to a low price that I would pay and I now know why, his deed is tainted, AND with me dealing with him the few times I did I am sure if I paid to fix his deed so I could buy, he would not sell and I would be out of more money. I will make a suggestion, call Mr. *** and tell him that you can fix his deed for a couple hundred dollars. I do appreciate you thinking about me. The end of message. Although that sounds mean how I said it, I was sweet as sugar. When I hung up Tony said " that was perfect." I think its time to find a new estate attorney. As the old saying goes " I ain`t as stupid as I look!" I shake my head..... hey! Happy Friday.