Corny Joke Jim #3

@porwest (78726)
United States
November 8, 2018 4:15pm CST
One day, sitting at a round table, George Washington was asked a very important question by the other founding fathers. "Sir, how do you feel about becoming President of the United States." He hemmed and hawed, and stirred a bit in his chair. After a few minutes of careful consideration he nodded his head and said, "Well, I suppose there is a first time for everything." I never said I intended to make a living out of writing jokes, folks.
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@1creekgirl (40176)
• United States
8 Nov 18
I need to admit that I was still waiting for the punch line. Sorry.
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• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
8 Nov 18
I guess because he was supposedly the first US President.....FIRST time for everything? Maybe?
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
8 Nov 18
@1creekgirl First president? Like I said...I don't intend to make a living at this.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
8 Nov 18
@cindiowens That was EXACTLY what I was going for there.
@just4him (303392)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
9 Nov 18
It's a good thing because that one was, well - as good as I would tell.
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@just4him (303392)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
18 Nov 18
@porwest I don't tell good jokes, and that one would be as good as it gets for me. So take it as a compliment.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
20 Nov 18
@just4him Indeed I will.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
13 Nov 18
I am not sure if I should take that as a compliment.
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@jaboUK (64363)
• United Kingdom
8 Nov 18
Well I think it's pretty good - made me smile
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@jaboUK (64363)
• United Kingdom
9 Nov 18
@porwest They ain't got no taste!!
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
9 Nov 18
Glad it made you smile. Others have riddled me with tomatoes on this one.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
13 Nov 18
@jaboUK I like your way of thinking. Take that, haters.
@DianneN (246452)
• United States
8 Nov 18
. Don't lose your day job.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
8 Nov 18
Hell, under Trump the economy is so good and jobs are so plentiful, even if I DID lose my day job, I could just jump right into another.
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@DianneN (246452)
• United States
9 Nov 18
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@franxav (13583)
• India
8 Nov 18
It's a good one. I liked it! Give us more.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
9 Nov 18
I will try. lol. I don't write jokes often, most of them are duds, but I feel like I have nothing to lose to share.
@JohnRoberts (109865)
• Los Angeles, California
9 Nov 18
That's a yoke, son.
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
21 Feb 23
Trust me. I never quit my day job and it turned out to be a wise choice. lol
@popciclecold (35025)
• United States
9 Nov 18
Lol. Cute.
@amadeo (111956)
• United States
8 Nov 18
what is this a corny joke there.Well this is a start. you can do an article on corny jokes only
@Morleyhunt (21585)
• Canada
8 Nov 18
Groan.....
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@porwest (78726)
• United States
10 Nov 18
lol.
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
8 Nov 18
I never did understand politics!