Dragon in My Pants
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
November 17, 2018 8:53am CST
There's a dragon in my pants.
Don't chuckle at my fate.
There's a dragon in my pants.
It's wiggling and too late.
There's a dragon in my pants.
He's firing up his breath.
There's a dragon in my pants.
Oh please, take it out dear Beth.
The dragon is flying out.
Away from the pants it goes.
Now I need to stop the fire a blazing.
Does anyone have a hose?
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