Oh The Toes Are Killing Me
By Jim Bauer
December 3, 2018 5:47pm CST
Okay. Okay. Enough already with the Fairy Hands ads with feet in socks. You are driving me mad. I have a bit of a foot fetish, and these feet clad in these socks is driving me insane. Please God, help me. This is ridiculous. These feet in the images I am seeing are just making me bonkers. My wife is in total fear. She does not know what to make of my heightened libido from these images. I even clicked the ads. I had to see more. More feet. I am a maniac. A total maniac. Can I get past this? I have no idea. But right now there is no one safe. Not a pair of feet anywhere that is safe. God help us all. P.S. This is total tongue in cheek. I have no foot fetish. No feet were damaged, molested, or otherwise compromised in the creation of this post. I just had nothing else to write about, and think it will be a hoot to see what the reaction of my fellow MyLotters might be to this. May your "soles" be safe. P.S.S. How many people will now post a picture of their own feet on this post?
13 people like this
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
Sorry, I will not post any pictures of my sock-clad feet. I'm not taking my socks off to take pictures of them. I'm just about warm after being in the cold for a good portion of the day. I'm glad no feet were compromised in the making of this post.
@porwest This is a fine example of 'Little knowledge is dangerous' Let me humbly post a link here. If you could spare a few moments of your precious time you will get some idea about meditation
• United States
lol. Damn. I was thinking if nothing else you could post a picture in a post of your own, see what the reaction would be, discover disturbing things about fellow MyLotters, AND make some pennies to pay for the peddies. But who I am to offer suggestions?