I Like The Caveman Stuff

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My sister was complaining how the bottom of her feet will never be clean again "I walk around barefoot to much" , she says. Only person that walks around barefoot more than her is me. My brother never does. Sandals, flip flops. Not even around the house before bed. Always has some form of so called protection. The funny thing is shoes hurt your feet. Mankind is not meant to be walking around in shoes in the evolutionary way of being is how you can put it I guess. Scientist say barefoot is how we truly should be, but like my sister says. It leaves many who like to be clean, feeling unclean. Maybe, but tell you what, I like that the bottom of my feet are as tough as they come. I bet you I could walk on hot coals, nails. Hell's yeah. I am ready for when the apocalypse comes. So enjoy your shoes, but are you apocalypse ready? If not, do not worry, most of us will be shot dead on first day, including me, but hey I will be barefoot and my killers will appreciate that. I am demented and bet this is not the best church story. Come On that is funny.