I had two kills today.

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I had two kills today. I don't like hurting animals, but fruit flies buzzing directly in front of my face will be destroyed. I think they're here because I tend to eat a bit of banana and a bit of Granny Smith apple, and leave the rest on my counter for later. When I'm at my computer, and the kitchen light is off, they no doubt take a break from eating and, to quote the brilliant songwriter, Horse, "move toward the light." The secret to a successful kill is to see which way they move as you move your hands toward each other for the squish and rapidly move your hands in the same direction. It's an acquired skill. How many kills do you have in an average day? By the way, do you recognize the photo I chose? My dad and I (and later me alone) made a few of these (Monogram model airplanes) when I was a kid.