A really good answer

@rebelann (110754)
El Paso, Texas
December 16, 2018 5:44pm CST
Now that I've finally stopped laughing I can share with you what a wize woman answered when a silly woman asked a stupid question: Copied from Facebook: “So I’m at Walmart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. So on impulse I told her no I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again and that I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me.” I wish I could think of witty things like this when someone asks me a stupid question. Have you heard this before? I hope you're laughing.
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@saritflor (3916)
• Hungary
16 Dec 18
I like reading your posts, keep them coming:)
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
16 Dec 18
Thank you, I'll do my best
@LadyDuck (454862)
• Switzerland
17 Dec 18
This one is too good, I wonder if it really happened.
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 18
I know a few sarcastic people who would answer like this, I never think of things like this until after the event has already happened
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 18
I am not sure if she thought that stupid diet was true but she sure did ask a stupid question @LadyDuck If I see someone in a checkout line with a bag of dog food I'll ask what kind of dog they have, at least then I'd get a better answer
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@LadyDuck (454862)
• Switzerland
17 Dec 18
@rebelann I cannot believe that the woman was so dumb to think it was true.
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@Tampa_girl7 (48855)
• United States
17 Dec 18
My husband and I are both laughing
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 18
Happy to oblige
@DianneN (246452)
• United States
18 Dec 18
. I saw that on Facebook, too, but it still makes me laugh. . That idiotic woman deserved such an answer.
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
19 Dec 18
Yep, I just wonder if the person who said this was a guy and she was attracted to him good grief, she killed any possibility .... I would have asked what kind of dog do you have, at least with that I would have gotten a lesser snotty answer, right?
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@DianneN (246452)
• United States
19 Dec 18
@rebelann Right!
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@just4him (303324)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
17 Dec 18
I need to stop laughing to respond. Not working. Just trying not to make typos.
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@just4him (303324)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
18 Dec 18
@rebelann I agree.
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@JudyEv (323662)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Dec 18
That is pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 18
I'm glad you found it funny too.
@sallypup (57302)
• Centralia, Washington
17 Dec 18
That's pretty funny. Was the woman asking as a way to get the man's attention or plain stupid?
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 18
Hmmmm, good question. But why such a stupid question?
@Namelesss (3368)
• United States
17 Dec 18
Remember Jeff Foxworthy.., "Here's your sign"
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@andriaperry (116876)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Dec 18
Love it! I wish I could be that rude.
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@rebelann (110754)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Dec 18
To me it didn't seem rude, the woman who asked the stupid question started that whole exchange, she could have kept her mouth shut.