Paper is sharp!
By Teddy
@ThreeTeddies (2038)
United Kingdom
January 19, 2019 8:57pm CST
Judging by the cut I've just suffered it's pretty sharp!!
As I was loading some sheets of paper into my printer I tapped them on the desk to straighten them up - and one of them bit me!
Just as well myLot doesn't allow colour or this discussion would be in red. My first reaction was to seek help from my wife as First Responder in applying a Band Aid to my injury.
There was quite a lot of blood but her comments on 'wimpy guys' made me reconsider my decision to seek help from her. Next time I'll just bleed to death!
In a paper cut, fingers and paper pair perfectly to produce a potent witch's brew of pain, with each ingredient bringing something special to the mix.
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9 responses
@wolfgirl569 (95015)
• Marion, Ohio
20 Jan 19
Does baby need his boo boo kissed is what I asked hubby the last time he came to me with a small cut. 
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@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
20 Jan 19
@cintol That's because all you girls insist on being emancipated and want to be fully treated as equal to men!
PS: I have a feeling I've just started a riot!
PS: I have a feeling I've just started a riot!1 person likes this
@cintol (11261)
• United States
20 Jan 19
@ThreeTeddies We are equal to men Teddy, more so as we can handle pain, its why we have the babies, God knew men could never handle that pain. lol
I have no doubt there buddy, hold on for the ride!!!!
I have no doubt there buddy, hold on for the ride!!!!1 person likes this
@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
20 Jan 19
@jstory07 Really? Read this:
The concept of man flu sounds like a joke or a ploy for sympathy, but men may experience the flu differently than women do.
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@jstory07 (134378)
• Roseburg, Oregon
20 Jan 19
@ThreeTeddies Just goes to prove men are whiners and want to be babied. While women are braver and act like wonder women.
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@RasmaSandra (73326)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
20 Jan 19
I absolutely hate paper cuts and the next worst are sharp knife cuts. I remember my late husband used to be like your wife must be brave. Instead of hugging me and taking care of my cut he had me stand with my finger high up in the air which he said would stop the bleeding and while I had tears coming down he just calmly bandaged it once the bleeding stopped. Don't worry your finger won't fall off.
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@RasmaSandra (73326)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
20 Jan 19
@ThreeTeddies don't even think it
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@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
20 Jan 19
Maybe not this time but what if I get a cut from cardboard?
@Hannihar (129388)
• Israel
24 Jan 19
@ThreeTeddies
From the amount of blood I see in the picture I see that the cut was very deep. I hate cutting myself with paper it hurts a lot.
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