Whittaker's Need for Over Sized Toilet
@jprtist (656)
Pueblo, Colorado
February 10, 2019 3:57am CST
FEBRUARY 10, 2019 3:52AM CST
So Matt Whittaker is under investigation for, among other things, crimes he committed while trying to sell toilets for well endowed men.
I wonder if he's thought much about the combi-stainless steel toilets and drinking fountain found in most jails and prisons today?
I think it would be funny if he's found guilty and forced to use a toilet so ill equipped for a criminal of his proportions.
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@jprtist (656)
• Pueblo, Colorado
11 Feb 19
Friday, he probably commited perjury to congress.
Before that, in his toilet scheme, along with some sort of hot tub, he was selling interests in a time machine of some sorts. He also used his former position as an attorney at the Justice Dept. to threaten people who threatened to sue and file complaints with relevant authorities. He's been under investigation for awhile. Then he made a bunch of powerful enemies yesturday.
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@arthurchappell (45002)
• Preston, England
12 Feb 19
more likely to appeal to men with big egos
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