Ta Da!!!
By WorDazza
@WorDazza (15833)
Manchester, England
March 15, 2019 6:31pm CST
So here he is folks. The loveable bundle of fun known as Dexter. And yes, before you ask, it is from the TV show. Let's face it, there was no way we could call him anything else. He's a dead ringer. It's as if Michael C Hall is in my kitchen.
I may not be around much for the next few days. I'm typing this from the rapidly closing jaws of Dexter and I can already feel the digestive juices getting to work on my feet. To be fair it's not a totally unpleasant sensation. A bit like having the skin removed from the soles of my feet with a cheese grater. And I said I'd never try that again!!
Anyway, I jest!! No, really, I'm joking. I don't want the venus fly trap extraction squad being inundated with calls from concerned myLotters. They're far too busy for hoax calls.
The real reason for my impending absence is that it's Mrs. WorDazza's birthday this Sunday and mine on Tuesday. We have our son and daughter arriving tomorrow for a long weekend of eating, drinking and general carousing so I may not be able to attend to myLot in the way I would normally. Although I will do my best.
Have a good weekend everyone.
Now if I could just get this bloody trap open. I'm beginning to lose all feeling in my feet!!!
P.S. Couldn't work out how to orientate the picture correctly. Life's too short. And it's getting very dark in here!
P.P.S. pic is now oriented correctly thanks to JJ's advice. It may be the last thing I do while still in possession of both feet!!
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@RasmaSandra (73104)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
16 Mar 19
Absolutely love Dexter. Love those jaws. Happy Birthday to the both of you and may all of your best wishes come true. Enjoy the weekend.
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@much2say (53801)
• Los Angeles, California
16 Mar 19
You have your own Little Shop of Horrors there 
. We had a couple of those - they never lasted, but it was great fun feeding them flies ... I didn't think to get a foot massage 
! Well a happy early birthday to you and Mrs. WorDazza - enjoy your birthday family time - and be careful of that Dexter!
. We had a couple of those - they never lasted, but it was great fun feeding them flies ... I didn't think to get a foot massage ! Well a happy early birthday to you and Mrs. WorDazza - enjoy your birthday family time - and be careful of that Dexter!2 people like this
@hereandthere (45651)
• Philippines
16 Mar 19
but you live in a sunny place. how long did they last? what you do mean you fed them flies?
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@GreatMartin (23677)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
17 Mar 19
Seen "The Little Shop of Horrors" lately?? Seymour needs to get some food!
Happy Birthday!
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@GreatMartin (23677)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
18 Mar 19
@WorDazza Just checking in--3 days now and you are still alive! WHEW!!
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
18 Mar 19
@GreatMartin Still here. Although I could be Dexter pretending to be WorDazza!!
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@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
17 Mar 19
LOL.
Happiest of birthday wishes to you and your Missus! Look, that rhymes! No, I hope you have a great day/s/week/month
Do your feet with a cheese grater? There actually is a foot grater (sold under different names) but basically, yeah lol!
Dexter is the best name, next to Audrey II of course, for such a plant. :-D
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
18 Mar 19
Thanks very much. Just about to leave for a nice late lunch.
I think I've seen those foot things. I'd probably break them the state my feet are in. An angle grinder would be more suitable!!
We did consider Audrey but thought it was maybe a bit too obvious.
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
18 Mar 19
@FayeHazel Maybe Dremel should do a footcare range. You should suggest it to them 
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@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
18 Mar 19
@WorDazza Enjoy lunch :-)
Lol. They do go dull after a bit. I think I might want a Dremel to do mine, too.
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@hereandthere (45651)
• Philippines
16 Mar 19
@WorDazza i love kermit, but now you make me think of him as edward scissorhands!
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
16 Mar 19
@allknowing You should know by now I never speak an untruth 
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
12 Apr 19
Sadly he isn't doing very well.
I tried feeding him with some flies we swatted and I could only get one of the heads to close. After a couple of flies in the space of a few days the head closed but hasn't re-opened. He isn't looking good.
I don't think a UK early spring is the right climate and I suspect he wasn't in the best of health when we bought him.
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@SophiaMorros (5046)
• Belews Creek, North Carolina
15 Mar 19
Dexter is adorable! Congratulations!
And happy birthday to you and Mrs Wordazza!
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@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
15 Mar 19
When I saw your name I had to do a double take. I thought Audrey from The Little Shop Of Horrors had replied!!
They're supposed to be difficult to keep alive. You need humid, sunny conditions. We get the humid here just not so much of the sunny 
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@JESSY3236 (18841)
• United States
19 Mar 19
nice picture of Dexter. Happy Birthday to you and Mrs. WorDazza!!
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@BloggerDi (3113)
• United States
18 Mar 19
Dexter's an attractive and fascinating little plant, even if he is hungry for your flesh! 
I hope you're thoroughly enjoying your family celebration weekend!
I hope you're thoroughly enjoying your family celebration weekend!1 person likes this
@WorDazza (15833)
• Manchester, England
18 Mar 19
I'm a proud father!!!!
Having a great time thanks. Great night at a comedy club last night, lovely lunch today and will be having a birthday breakfast tomorrow. For the past few days I've managed to stay slightly drunk for most of the time.
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@janethwayne (5193)
• Philippines
16 Mar 19
Enjoy your time with your family.My daughter just arrived too and we will eat dinner tomorrow for my niece birthday.
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