Stupid As The Day Is Long But Still Fascinating
April 15, 2019 3:32pm CST
MyLot Exclusive #163 What is the dumbest, most ridiculous marketing gimmick you've ever heard of? Whatever your answer is, it may be replaced right now by what I'm about to tell you about: Breast Filtered Spirits. No. I am not making that up. In fact, many of you may already know about it---I don't get out much so I don't find out about a lot of stuff like this until they are a few years old. In any case, if you haven't heard about it and think I'm just being colorfully inventive, check this out: G-Spirits liquor poured over naked breasts before bottling (Link At The Bottom). And then check out the site of the company itself (Also at the bottom). They even have an interesting video...They speak German but you don't need to understand what they say to enjoy it. Now, what do I think of it? I find it painfully stupid and utterly pointless and yet I like it. Kind of. For bottled spirits, I think there is zero reason to pay a lot of extra money for it BUT if you were to do this in a bar, I think it might be a hit. And you wouldn't need girls with "perfect" centerfold type bodies like G-Spirits uses. Girls with ordinary bodies would be just as popular, I think. And why limit it to girls? Have a couple of guys, too. Something for everyone. When someone wants a breast filtered drink, they would just pick out the model (CamGirls call themselves models so why not call the breast filterers that, too?) they want, the bartender would pour the liquor over her or his chest, it would collect it in a simple device and then the bartender would make the drink as usual. What to charge for this? Ten dollars seems fair to me, plus whatever the drink normally costs and the $10 could go straight to the model---It would be a great source of income for poor starving students in college towns. I know some people have health concerns but alcohol kills germs and people do body-shots all the time and I've never heard about anyone getting sick from it. And if no one goes for it, well, the bar wouldn't be out anything except for the nominal cost of some sort of pan to catch the drink when it finishes running down the model's chest. I think it would be well worth trying. https://gspirits.com/en_GB
G-Spirits, a German liquor company, is drawing attention to its limited-edition line of spirits with the claim that they have the special distinction among liquors of having been poured over naked breasts of playmates and glamour models before bottling.
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Seriously? Like, there is no proof they even pour it over someone's jugs. It sounds like something a very young male would find entertaining, or female for that matter. Maybe they should make water like that - for the pre-teen crowd lol