Rent For Apartment

United States
November 29, 2006 10:47am CST
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT’. On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied 2) that there was plenty of heat 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady
4 responses
@remaster74 (4066)
• Greece
11 Dec 06
Fair punishment, clever girl!
• United States
13 Dec 06
yes indeed she was
@metal333 (251)
• India
11 Dec 06
try starting some different discussions other than these jokes for a change ...toomuch of these my seem a bit boring..good one though...try sending these after every 2 or 3 normal discussions
• United States
13 Dec 06
ok will give a thought to ur suggestion
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
29 Nov 06
LOL that is definately a good one.
• United States
10 Dec 06
yep it is
• United States
29 Nov 06
good one!
• United States
29 Nov 06
thanx.......u liked it, good