JOKE! ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

United States
December 1, 2006 10:01am CST
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The Father, surprised answers, 'Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry'. This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers ' Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree.' 'A Christmas Tree?' 'Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'
8 responses
@brendalee (6083)
• United States
1 Dec 06
I saw this on another forum I belong to. Its very funny. Thank you for sharing it.
1 person likes this
• United States
1 Dec 06
I get so many through my emails. I know that I received it last year too. They just keep making the rounds.
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
1 Dec 06
My goodness!!! That's just hilarious, I like it.
1 person likes this
• United States
1 Dec 06
Love to laugh!
@Thoroughrob (11750)
• United States
2 Dec 06
That was a real good one!!!
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@brokentia (10396)
• United States
2 Dec 06
hahahahahahahaha OMG! That was hilarious!!! Thanks for the great laugh!
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• United States
30 Dec 06
Hahhahahhaahha, this was another good one. Thanks for sharing it.
• India
2 Dec 06
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• United States
2 Dec 06
HAHAHAAA! Good one!! Thanks for sharing. :O)
@kids91911 (4366)
• United States
2 Dec 06
I love it. This one is good.