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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?? ".Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?". Johnny: "none,ma'am. teacher: "how?" Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like the way u r thinkin. now johnny has a doubt. Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question? Teacher: "sure" johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is lickin it while the third one is suckin on it.can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers. Teacher: "I....I..... .I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married." Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!