A cute polish joke.

@beckyomg1 (6758)
United States
December 6, 2006 9:05pm CST
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver ' s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: ' C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. ' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
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@happygal68 (3277)
• United States
7 Dec 06
Cute. I bet the DMV guy was totally shocked when the polish guy said that lol.
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@beckyomg1 (6758)
• United States
7 Dec 06
thanks
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@sbeauty (5870)
• United States
7 Dec 06
Cute! Where I come from the guy wouldn't be Polish, though. He'd be a Bohemie. I'll have to send this story on. Thanks for sharing.
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@beckyomg1 (6758)
• United States
7 Dec 06
thanks, that would be nice.
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@rracers89 (3247)
• United States
7 Dec 06
lol that was cute, i liked to have been a fly on the wall to see what the DMV guys reaction was.
@beckyomg1 (6758)
• United States
7 Dec 06
lol yeah.
@JoyfulOne (6242)
• United States
7 Dec 06
That's funny! I have to laugh, it looks almost like my Mother's maiden name (for real, lol.) My Mom and I used to swap Polish jokes, her Mother was of Polish descent, and we never thought about them being 'politically correct' or anything like that, we just thought they were funny.
@beckyomg1 (6758)
• United States
7 Dec 06
thanks for the response, funny that it look like your moms name.
@deebomb (15322)
• United States
7 Dec 06
T always though that was a polish name
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@beckyomg1 (6758)
• United States
7 Dec 06
lol thanks
• United States
31 Jan 07
Hahaha..I can surely appreciate the joke..I am polish:)+
@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. 'Excuse me' she said 'you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat.' The blonde was very stubborn and said 'Im blonde and beautiful and I'm going to New York.' So the flight attendant went to another flight attendant and told her the problem. Her answer was the same. 'Im blonde and beautiful and Im going to new york.' This went on throught 4 other flight attendants. Finally they went to the captain and told him the problem. He said 'I can handle this' and went to talk to her. Hw whispered something in her ear and she got up and ran to economy class. All the flight attendatns were shocked and they asked him how he did it. He said 'I told her first class wasn't going to New York.'
@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet." He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think we should spank him."
• Poland
30 Jan 07
Hahahah! I am learning polish language since I am new in poland. So i have a new joke to my partner. LOL
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
7 Dec 06
LOL that is good.
@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
7 Dec 06
This is cute! My brother in law is a Polish and he has a weird last name that nobody can spell or remember how to unless they practice it took my sister awhile to remember how to spell her own last name after getting married. Harcyznski a mouth full