nice joke buddies
By manick
@manick (132)
India
December 12, 2006 12:57pm CST
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that!"
6 responses
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary GENIUS or is
absolutely JOBLESS.
Why?
You'll soon find out !!!
Read the sentence below carefully...
"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing
handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality
counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications
incomprehensibleness".
This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long.
e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.
@DeenaD (2684)
• United States
13 Dec 06
Two blondes went hiking in the woods when they came some tracks. The first blonde said, Look at those bear tracks! The second blonde said, Those are moose tracks! No, said the first, they are definitely bear tracks! Are not! said the second, they're moose tracks. And they began to argue about what kind of tracks they had discovered. And as they stood there arguing, they were hit by the train.
@TerryZ (22076)
• United States
13 Dec 06
I must say that was a good one. I appaude you. I know i can remember it. I am terriable remembering jokes. So I dont tell them.
