King Of Jungle

United States
December 12, 2006 6:18pm CST
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?' The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!! !!
3 responses
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
14 Dec 06
Wow, that's just hilarious.
• United States
14 Dec 06
thanx for ur comments
• Philippines
13 Dec 06
lion - lion
very nice jokes. LOL.............. hahhaa.....
• United States
13 Dec 06
thanx for replying
@metal333 (251)
• India
13 Dec 06
ha ha ...nice joke... i have alredy heard of this before and it surely is a nice one
• United States
13 Dec 06
yep it is a nice one n thoought of sharing with all my frens here