Yo Momma Jokes!

@pHr0sT (429)
Canada
December 12, 2006 10:20pm CST
Post some of your favourite yo momma jokes here! One of mine: Yo momma is so ugly, that her birth certificate was a letter of apology from the trojan man! Ha, please let me hear some more!
3 responses
@ravenz (423)
• India
29 Dec 06
yo mamma so fat when she goes swimin in d ocean da whales start singin we are family
• India
26 Dec 06
soory buddy dont know Yo Monna jokes, but red this its too good LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES ... (READ THEM OUT LOUD) 1) That's not right...............Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ..Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3) See me ASAP....................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man.....................Dum Gai 5) Small Horse....................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.......Wai Yu So Tan? 7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here.........Wai So Dim? 10) I thought you were on a diet..Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone.......No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai YuKum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight...........Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka 15) Great..........................Fu Kin Su Pah
• United States
13 Dec 06
yo momma is so fat they stopped letting her wear malcolm x jackets because helicoptors kept landing on her back