Yo momma is so .................................................................

Canada
December 13, 2006 3:03pm CST
Do you know any good yo momma jokes ? What's your favorite yo momma joke ?
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@pHr0sT (429)
• Canada
13 Dec 06
I have lots of jokes. I like the yo momma jokes. Here is one. Yo Momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the trojan man! Ha, I like that one.
• Canada
13 Dec 06
lol that's really funny. can I use your joke ?
• United States
13 Dec 06
I have a couple: Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides and always getting laid by mexicans! ha ha ha Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter and always comes back for more. Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. LMAO!!! (PICTURE IT) Yo mama's so fat she wore heels and struck oil. Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued... Yo mama's so fat she wears clothes in 3 sizes X-large, Jumbo and Oh my god it's coming right for us!!!!
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• Canada
19 Dec 06
Thanks for your jokes
• United States
24 Sep 07
I know a lot, some of my favorites are: Yo momma is so stupid, your uncle told her he bought her a color TV and she asked what color it was. You momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says " Sorry, we don't accept livestock. Yo momma is so fat, she floated out to sea and Spain claimed her for the new world. Yo momma is so fat she cut her leg and gravy poured out
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• Canada
25 Sep 07
Those are some really good ones. Thanks for your great addition to my post.
@not4me (1713)
• United States
30 Dec 06
Yo' mama is so fat... ...she deep-fries her toothpaste!
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• Canada
24 Sep 07
Thanx for you input.
@iAlicia (759)
• United States
19 Dec 06
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. My Favorite... Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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• Canada
19 Dec 06
thanks for your jokes I thought they were all funny I agree with you . My Favorite... Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. is pretty good
• India
13 Dec 06
what is yo momma joke?
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• Canada
13 Dec 06
don't have any that's why I'm asking ? what is yo momma joke?