I need some ideas for Funny Awards urgent

You better get busy.lol. here is some website with some ideas. I hope you find something you like. http://www.scoutxing.com/awards/awardsdefault.htm I found another website but I don't think the link is going to work so I will post it here.... Most Likely To Smell Like A Horse (febreeze) Golden Fly Swatter Award—-given to counselor who kills the most horseflies at the pool/barn (fly swatter) Itchy-Owie Award—given to the staff member with the most mosquito bites or the worst poison ivy (calamine/ivy dry) Duct Tape Award—given to the most resourceful counselor/person who designs an entire evening activity using only duct tape and twine (duct tape) Most likely to eat the Slop—given to the staff member who epitomizes a bottomless pit (bag of trail mix) The Mildewed Towel Award—given to the staff member who most needs to do laundry (detergent) Lost and Found Extravagaza Award--given to the staff member most likely to go shopping in the lost and found (socks w/ kids name written on bottom) Most likely to come to breakfast with Bed Head (brush, hair gel) Most Creative Use of a Rainy Day (markers, cards,??) Tidy Bowl Man/Woman—given to the counselor dealing with the craziest camper bathroom issues (plunger) What?-We-Can't-Hear-You Award--given to the counselor who never has a voice from all the cheering (chloraseptic/cough drops) Where in the world is ___________? Award--given to the counselor you can never find when you need them (whistle, flashlight...??) Best Smile in the Face of Adversity Award--given for positive attitude shown during rough time (toothpaste/brush) Rubberband Awards: given to someone who helps hold a group together in a tough situation. Lifesaver Awards (the candy): given to someone who helps someone else out, or the first person to help out in any situation Penny Award: given to someone who seems to have bad luck!Eraser Award: given to someone who made a silly mistake. Mini fan award: given to someone who has the most creative ideas to beat the summer heat! Water Bottle award: given to the person who always shares their water bottle with others Time Keeper Award (wrist watch given): given to the person who is never on time!Livestrong Award (Livestrong bracelet given): To the person who makes the most out of every day. Happy Camper award (bracelets can be ordered from campbound.com): given to the most perky/happy staff member!Firestarter Award (Lighter or strike anywhere matches):given to the master fire starter of camp!Sit Upon Award (any kind of sit upon given): given to the staff member who alway seems to be moving, and never takes a break. Poncho Award: given to the person who always shares their rainjacket or umbrella or poncho. Lavendar Award (Lavendar shampoo and body wash given): to the person who seems to get eaten alive no matter how much bug spray they use. Earplug Award: given to the person who never seems to get enough sleep at night.

You can give one "Best Sleeper" Award to the person who slept during carols (if any)