Plz Read This......(Indians only)
December 15, 2006 5:24am CST
Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets Completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The Women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and Nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper That she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia Instead and got slapped. Musharaf is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Manmohan is thinking: if this train goes through another tunnel I will make Another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...JAI HIND !!!!!
30 Dec 06
A Sardarji and a Bengali, both suffering from serious diseases,share the same room in a hospital. They are taken violently ill and they cannot even utter a word. After a few days of living together, the Bengali gets really bored and wants to start off a conversation with his fellow patient. He realizes that he has not enough energy left to say a sentence; instead he just attempts to say a word. After much effort he turns to the Sardarji, points his finger towards himself and says "Bengali". Sardarji doesn't want to let the poor Bengali down who has struggled so hard to start a conversation. Sardarji musters all his energy and says "Punjabi" gesturing the same way as Bengali did. Bengali is happy now and wants to continue the conversation. After much more effort this time he says, again pointing his finger towards himself Sharath Bose." Sardarji after some effort says "Devindar Singh". Bengali is even happier that they now know each other's names. After some time, Bengali turns towards Sardarji and mustering all his energy says "Cancer" - - again doing the same gesture as before. Sardarji smiles and with some effort says "Scorpio."