December 18, 2006 5:25pm CST
Vikram was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of Industry etc, but Vikram was being uncharacteristicall y quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Vikram aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Vikram , "He plays cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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21 Dec 06
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"The little girl replied, "My homework."
21 Dec 06
ha ha, really nice one buddy, now read this and tel who is it The Chinese Suprise! A Chinese man, an Italian man, and a Spanish man are building a house. The Italian man says "I'll lay the bricks." the Spanish man saya "I'll build the roof." Then the two decide tha the Chinese man will handle the supplies. After a few hours the Italian man runs out of bricks and the Spanish man runs out of shingles, they soon wonder where the Chinese man is. They go around the side of the house, and the Chinese man jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!"