December 19, 2006 6:00pm CST
A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigette Bardot. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed to her Boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her as* instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a 'B' on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the art work. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob?" the husband replies.
20 Dec 06
Interesting! this is a good one.Here is another. A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticised the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do u know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife" "Oh, I beg ur pardon." The man said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did." was the answer.