Frustated Woman

United States
December 19, 2006 6:00pm CST
A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigette Bardot. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed to her Boobs. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests the tattoo on her as* instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a 'B' on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the art work. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob?" the husband replies.
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9 responses
• China
20 Dec 06
Interesting! this is a good one.Here is another. A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticised the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do u know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife" "Oh, I beg ur pardon." The man said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did." was the answer.
• United States
20 Dec 06
ha ha ha.............excellent one
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@hero123 (631)
• India
20 Dec 06
woman - woman
Oh! If it is true all the wives should do like this only
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• United States
20 Dec 06
then i must say, i am quite worried abt the husbands !!!!!!!!!!
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@budhie (257)
• Indonesia
22 Dec 06
did you have a tatto ?
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
20 Dec 06
hahahahah lol I like that but I hope my wife doesnt get a Tatoo
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• United States
20 Dec 06
ya just make that sure
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@lilaclady (28270)
• Australia
20 Dec 06
Thats one of the best jokes I have seen for awhile, thank you for sharing..good One
• United States
20 Dec 06
u r most welcome fren
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@blueman (16516)
• India
22 Dec 06
i do not think that is a good way to attract someone you love, if she thinks whom she loves is not giving a damn them maybe she try to console herself and look for something else.
• India
22 Dec 06
Nice way to get back husband's attention.U also seems to be attractive too
• Pakistan
22 Dec 06
nice one
@brendalee (6086)
• United States
22 Dec 06
That was a funny joke. Thank you very much for sharing it.
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
22 Dec 06
That's a funny one too. I like it.