Today's joke #2:
December 20, 2006 5:20pm CST
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly. After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms. "Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?" "Steve''s wife gave it to me!" "What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?" "Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve''s widow. And, she said she wasn''t, so I said I''d bet her a six-pack she was!"
25 Mar 07
A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith. "Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.