One is almost about to die---- joke
December 21, 2006 11:21pm CST
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them." His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
29 Dec 06
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said: "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said: "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said: "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said: "What do you think?" The computer engineer said: "I think we should all get out and then get back in."