Few Universal Laws

India
December 22, 2006 2:54am CST
1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 4. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. 5. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 6. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the te lephone rings. 7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8. Willoughby's Law: When yo u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10. Breda's Rule: At any event, the pe ople whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. If you have anything to add, carry on...
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@ssh123 (31104)
• India
22 Dec 06
When I tell my servant woman to keep something on the glass teepoy carefully, she breaks it. What law it is.
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• India
22 Dec 06
thats the breakable law...