How to Make a Woman Happy

Romania
December 30, 2006 3:49pm CST
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
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• United States
31 Dec 06
actually.. that is not true.. =) It really isn't hard to make a woman happy. You basically have to actually listen when it really counts (just be there when she needs someone).. and you will know when she really needs you to just listen and not offer solutions... women vent to feel better... we don't always want you to try to fix the problem.. we just want you to listen and basically say "i understand... can I help" most of the time she will say no.. but thanx for letting me vent. But that was funny as hell.... had me laughing =) Just thought I offer up the truth... in case you were serious lol
• Romania
31 Dec 06
belive me - i know how to make a woman happy ;)
• India
30 Dec 06
gr8......thts alll they want.....thts wat v want...gr8 job
• Romania
31 Dec 06
Thanks
• Italy
30 Dec 06
that is sad, but it is reality :) ! Nice post !
• Romania
31 Dec 06
Thanks