January 1, 2007 10:22am CST
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs." Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." n a counsellors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. n the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."