my four year old daughter says the cutest things .......

@ESKARENA1 (18299)
January 1, 2007 11:22am CST
Today my four year old daughter told my wife to take her earings off and shove her head up her bottom, we all laughed, anyone else had these wonderfull things said in innocence by children, would you share them?
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@bama_bug (81)
• United States
1 Jan 07
I have 4 boys they are all older now but they did say some pretty neat things in their younger years- 2 of my boys was arguing and one told the other he was gonna knock the poop out of him and he said no youre not poop comes out my butt. my youngest was showering with me when he was bout 2 and he asked where my weeter was and I told him girls dont have weeters,he asked me if his daddy broke it off-needless to say that was the last time he showered with me lol I was traveling on a bus one time with one of my boys and he fell and hurt his tushy and asked me to kiss it and everyone around us got a great laugh. And last one for now: we were at McDonalds on the playground and my soon couldnt be found ,after searching for him I found him in the mens room,I opened the door and told him when done to come back to the playground,he did carrying all of his clothes,he was stark naked...I wanted to crawl under the table. They grow up too fast,enjoy all those moments while they are there.
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
1 Jan 07
yes these are priceless memmories, i think the best of the earlier ones was when my now 7 year old daughter took hold of our newly adopted tom cat and anounced to her mother that she had found two sticky buds under the cats tail and it didnt matter how hard she pulled she couldnt get them off. In spite of this early attempt at castration she says she has no desire to work in vetanary surgery lol
@tambdy (1969)
1 Jan 07
Yes my daughter is 3 and she has such a cute little voice, she comes out with the usually. She one's turned round and went dad your a tube because i spilled a glass of water. She always says love you more when i tell her i love her. I wish she could stay that age forever.
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
1 Jan 07
its a wonderful time such beauty and such innocence, how i too wish they could stay that way too
@tambdy (1969)
1 Jan 07
Only some of the time other times they can be small terrors, but when they are cute i wish they would stay like that for ever. Do you ever enter your daughter into the competitions in america for the little girls, unfortunetly we dont have them in the UK.?
@Ravenladyj (22937)
• United States
2 Jan 07
OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS??? *falls over dying of laughter* THAT IS PRICELESS!! LOL kids are so fantastic!! there have been numerous times when my two have done things like that and it really is a total riot....
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
2 Jan 07
yup its exactly true its a time of abasolute delite, she once informed her school assembly that daddy couldnt be there because he was in prison, i work there lol
• United States
2 Jan 07
What frightens me is when they say them and you would SWEAR they know the context they're saying it! lol
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
2 Jan 07
hahaha yes it has crossed my mind
1 Jan 07
my brothers youngest daughter use to hate going to bed everytime she was told its time for bed she would run around saying no bed but it would come out sounding like nobhead got some funny looks when older relatives were visiting his youngest son came into the room as we were watching bruce allmighty at christmas just as the anal dwelling butt monkey part was on so hes take to calling everyone a butt monkey now
@ESKARENA1 (18299)
1 Jan 07
my wife and i are both laughing about nobhead, lol that is so much like our family, yes the butt monkey line has been used here too