A Puking Drunk
January 3, 2007 3:00pm CST
A taxi driver goes to a bar to pick up his fare, a really drunk guy who has been in the bar way too long. After giving directions back to his house, he and the taxi driver are talking. The drunk guy leans forwards and says, "Hey taxi-dude! Think you got enough room in the front for a case of beer and a couple of chicken burgers?" Taxi guy says "Sure! Not a problem." "Some french fries and some meat loafs?""Not a problem, sir," Taxi guy replied. The drunk guy goes, "BLLLLEEEEEECCCHHHHH!"
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