Does anyone have any good redneck jokes?

United States
January 3, 2007 7:05pm CST
What does Nascar stand for? Non athletic sport created around rednecks. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale.
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charlieb1979
@charlieb1979 (392)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Question: What does a tornado have in common with a redneck divorce? Answer: In any case, somebody's gonna lose their trailer
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conniej14
@conniej14 (248)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Thats a good one.Thanks.If you think of any more i'd be glad to hear them even if you think they are lame.
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charlieb1979
@charlieb1979 (392)
• United States
6 Jan 07
The number one pickup line in Alabama: My that sure is a purty tooth!! The Number two pickup line in Alabama: Baby git in de truck, we goin to Waffle House!
charlieb1979
@charlieb1979 (392)
• United States
6 Jan 07
If YOUR DOG ever got drunk from Budweiser...You might be a redneck
charlieb1979
@charlieb1979 (392)
• United States
6 Jan 07
If you've ever made change in the offering plate at church, you might be a redneck!