The Nun, Soldier and Iraq.

@Johnboy1 (305)
South Africa
September 29, 2006 8:52am CST
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her Skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. I hid because I don't Want to go to Iraq ." The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think of me as rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have Seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen as well because I don't want to go to Iraq either. .
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
8 Oct 06
Oh My God That was hilarious. Roll on the floor funny. Lololol
@rmuxagirl (7568)
• United States
8 Oct 06
awe I know someone who would enjoy this joke...
@Aali311 (6127)
• United States
8 Oct 06
That's funny.
@sedel1027 (17855)
• United States
30 Sep 06
LOL great joke!
@Zamin123 (223)
• Canada
30 Sep 06
LMAO!!!!!! I don't think this is a true story! Rated.
30 Sep 06
Hah! That made me laugh!