Joke for today

@forjosie (1548)
Indonesia
January 3, 2007 8:50pm CST
Dog Property Rules 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, it's yours.
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5 responses
@cemille2 (97)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Haha! Thats funny and so true. Do you think it depends on the gender of the dog as to whether or not they are more possesive?
@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
4 Jan 07
no..I think that happens every dog
@shywolf (4522)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Hahaha! I love dog jokes. Dogs are my favorite animals around. They are just so loyal and loving and sweet, and are always happy to see you. Thanks for posting this. It made me smile! ^_^
@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
4 Jan 07
thank you..:)
@Tatsuya (1149)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Man, this one is really great! Thanks for sharing. I could use a laugh every now and then.
@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
4 Jan 07
you're welcome...:D:D
@Wizybr (110)
• Australia
4 Jan 07
LOL Good one. I like it when the jokes are both funny and true.
@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
4 Jan 07
thnx...;)
@brendalee (6083)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Funny joke but also very true. I've got four dogs and one of them thinks this way all the time. Except he has an addition to these rules...If you throw it in the garbage can,its mine.
@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
4 Jan 07
thank you...enjoy it...:D