Joke for today
By forjosie
@forjosie (1544)
Indonesia
January 3, 2007 8:50pm CST
Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
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5 responses
@brendalee (6082)
• United States
4 Jan 07
Funny joke but also very true. I've got four dogs and one of them thinks this way all the time. Except he has an addition to these rules...If you throw it in the garbage can,its mine.
