Amazing Virus, Clown, Time Travel Drama!
September 29, 2006 4:32pm CST
Picture this: a girl is reading a magazine about hairstyles, when suddenly a dog appears before her. She doesn't recognize the dog, but pets it anyway. It turns out the dog gave her a deadly virus, but she doesn't know it yet. In two days she'll be dead, unless she drinks a mixture that won't be available for another three weeks. A clown has arrived in a time machine to help her, but the clown looks like Osama bin Laden because he was just at a Halloween party. What should the clown do?