Sick Husband

@satyamss (870)
India
January 5, 2007 4:37pm CST
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.
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10 responses
• India
7 Jan 07
good joke!
@satyamss (870)
• India
7 Jan 07
friend thank u for ur response...
• India
6 Jan 07
awesome!
@satyamss (870)
• India
7 Jan 07
really awesome...Lol.. thank u for ur response...
• Canada
5 Jan 07
LOL
@satyamss (870)
• India
7 Jan 07
lol lol!..:)
• India
5 Jan 07
you surely are a joker
@satyamss (870)
• India
7 Jan 07
hahahahahaha..:p
@huanghaozi (1474)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
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• India
13 Feb 07
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13 Feb 07
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• India
29 Jan 07
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@kavi1234 (96)
• India
26 Jan 07
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• India
8 Jan 07
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