What do you about this intelligent student?

@swarn47 (1706)
India
January 7, 2007 8:59am CST
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Boy, what is ur problem? Boy,I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in third grade and I am smarter than her so I should be in 3rd grade. The teacher had enough. she took d boy to d principal's office. Boy waited outside and d teacher went to the principal and explained the situation. D principal told he would give a test to d boy and if he failed, he would go to 1st grade. Boy was brought in and d conditions were explained to him and he agreed. Principal,What is 3x3. Boy,9. Principal,What is 6x6. Boy,36.And so the boy answered all the questions correctly which were asked by the principal.He recommended d teacher for his admission in 3rd grade. The teacher said, I hv some of my own questions. Can I ask him. D principal n boy both agreed. Ms.What does a cow have four of that I hv only two. Boy, Legs. Ms.What is in ur pants that u hv but I dont hv? Boy,Pockets. Ms.What starts with C and ends with T, is hairly, oval, delicious n contains thin whitish liquid? Boy,Coconut. Ms.What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft n sticky? The principal's eyes opened wide n before he could stop d answer, boy was taking charge. Boy,Bubblegum. Ms.What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down n a dog does on 3 legs? Boy, Shake hands. Ms.Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Okay? Boy,Yep. Ms.U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down to get me up. I get wet before u do. Boy,Tent. Ms.A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u r bored. D best man always has me first. The principal was looking restless a bit n took one large Vodka peg. Boy,Wedding Ring. Ms.I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When u blow me u feel good. Boy,Nose. Ms.I hv a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy,Arrow. Ms.What word starts with F and ends with K and that means a lot of heat and excitement? Boy,Firetruck. Ms.What starts with F and ends with K and if u dont get it u hv to use ur own hands? Boy,Fork. Ms.What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his and a man gives it to his after they are married? Boy, Surname. Ms.What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love? Boy,Heart. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the college, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself. How is that. What do u say about this intelligent student?
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30 responses
• Egypt
8 Jan 07
I think he is not a boy!he is a dwarf
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• Nepal
8 Jan 07
why are dwarfs so intelligent
@yourgoogly (1671)
• India
7 Jan 07
I think he is really intelligent student. ha ha ha
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• Scottsdale, Arizona
8 Jan 07
yes the student was a intelligent one.but the story is a long one.
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
8 Jan 07
DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not ready for college either!!!!!!
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• India
7 Jan 07
that student is extra intelligent.. he he he....
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@104090 (470)
• India
7 Jan 07
The story was excellant. One good news you may promoted me as a principal because i too made 10 wrong answers
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• India
7 Jan 07
Hi, Very innocent boy. Please refer this boy to our mylot member-anirudh1971 He can teach him all.I have the only way.
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• United States
8 Jan 07
I say the kid kicked some *ss. Concurring with the principal, send that boy to college!
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
22 Feb 07
that's mighty clever of the boy!! he is a chhupa rustam, more yards below ground than above... thanx for this.
@wonderer (58)
• India
8 Jan 07
Wonderful! Thats the only word that comes to mind and reminds me of the following joke. Three Sardarji went to appear in the interview for the post of the Technical assitant to a Doctor. One by one they were called in for interview. Doc - which is your toe. Sardar No 1 - touches his nostril and is promptly sent out. Next candidate enters. Doc - Where is your lever? Sardar No 2 - Touches his right Thigh and is also sent out. Third candidate spends maximum time inside the doctor's chamber and comes out with the news that he has been selected. Others ask him as to how did he manage it? The third sirdar touches his head and answers " Oye Saadi Kidney da Kamal hai - This all due to my kidney." Doc
@swarn47 (1706)
• India
8 Jan 07
Thanks to everybody, please share any joke you have with you. Thanks again.
@suahsan (785)
• United States
8 Jan 07
well you are right my dear i do agree and this si really good and appreciated keep it up...
@swarn47 (1706)
• India
8 Jan 07
Thanks to everybody.
@ilunice (947)
• Netherlands
8 Jan 07
I guess you are the intelligent boy in disguise. I got almost all the questions wrong.
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• United States
8 Jan 07
Wow, that was quite a long joke. I don't I could remember it all if I tried...very clever though. It reminds me of the question, what is a work that starts with "F" and and ends with "UCK"..... FIRETRUCK!!!
• United States
8 Jan 07
Ha ha that is so funny I am still laughing maybe my humor is off haha That was great,I really enjoyed that it was long but I liked it.
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• India
8 Jan 07
he handled the situation rather well. instead of falling for the trick, he played on.
@jep_toyo (1606)
• Philippines
8 Jan 07
Let the kid start his own company.... I got the last 10 questions wrong myself. hahaha ^_^
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@swarn47 (1706)
• India
8 Jan 07
Thanks to all.
@anne_143god (5387)
• Philippines
8 Jan 07
That boy is really intelligent and he might be a gifted child!! lol!
• India
8 Jan 07
good one.i read this one before.
@byx2006 (432)
• Philippines
8 Jan 07
maybe he needs an school where learning is on the next level
@harry18 (73)
• India
8 Jan 07
the boy is super intelligent man.he should be given a degree right away.
@tocika (970)
• Romania
8 Jan 07
I think that this student is very smart,maybe to smart for his age.But I believe that he must to observe his teacher.Maybe he need to learn in another school,better than that. HAve a nice day;)
@ricomari (39)
• Philippines
8 Jan 07
I think the stundent was so great.