mama & papa

Malaysia
January 7, 2007 9:28am CST
Before you read all this, I want to inform you earlier, this is only a joke. One day, John and Sarah get a baby. "Call me mama...' Sarah said to the baby. John said,"he can't say anything yet." His wife smiled. A year later, something amazing happened. The baby say "mummy". Sarah heard that word and jumped happily. She told her husband about it. Her husband ask her baby," my baby, who is she?". The baby answered "mummy". Then,John asked the baby again, "who is me?". The baby said, "puppy".
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• India
7 Jan 07
Mama always ...
• India
8 Jan 07
Any kid can say mama easily but theyll take time tu say pappa
@huanghaozi (1475)
• Egypt
21 Feb 07
The joke that I like best , now I share it to you Inflight Announcements Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: "As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position." "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane..." "Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." "We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane." "Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately." Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern." And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins. The head attendant announced on the intercom, "This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft." Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, "We've reached our cruising altitude now, and I'm turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight." As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!" "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children." "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "Last one off the plane must clean it." And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!" Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault.....it was the asphalt!" An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot, "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?" Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!" Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more." Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
• India
8 Jan 07
Well i had a good joke in my mailbox but they arent alloving me to past it and it is too big to type it out what do i do
@Karyee (57)
• Malaysia
8 Jan 07
I really like the jokes shared over here. That's really creative of you. Thank you=)
• India
8 Jan 07
Those r some really good jokes.
@anushri (962)
• India
8 Jan 07
well mummy is the first word kids say easily
• India
8 Jan 07
nice joke man!!
• Pakistan
8 Jan 07
ma or mama a baby always say
• India
8 Jan 07
I think every kid will say 'mummy' or 'mamma' it is the spiretual relation between baby and mom.
• India
8 Jan 07
good one Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one said, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid? " First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
@sahergul (774)
• Pakistan
8 Jan 07
lol...
• India
8 Jan 07
Sants & Bants Standing in the middle of railway track. They See a Train Comming Very Fast towards Them, They bend WHY....................... WHY....................... WHY....................... Think........................ Think......................... Think......................... Ok...............then Coz train's saying Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk Zuk zuk Zuk
@finidinwa (497)
• United States
8 Jan 07
well this is really nice thankx for that joke it is really nice and wonderful||||
@tocika (970)
• Romania
8 Jan 07
LOL!Do u think something?The children are very honest and allways tell the truth,maybe in his kids eyes father for he or for his mother was only a ...puppy. Or maybe these are the first words of baby and could't said papa...Very nice your joke!Have a nice day;)
• Philippines
8 Jan 07
Nice jokes.....The baby is very smart..:)
• United States
8 Jan 07
aaaw thats so cute
@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
8 Jan 07
puppy......muhahahahha!!!!!!!!...lol!!!
@Brandi06 (2228)
• United States
8 Jan 07
that is cool
@amanda84 (263)
• Malaysia
8 Jan 07
haha..that is veri funny. thanks for making my day.
@wonderer (58)
• India
8 Jan 07
A very good and clean joke. Thanks a lot for making me happy.